oh hey there

Das was man bei anderen hasst, ist meistens das, was man an sich selbst nicht mag.

—3Plusss ft. Chefket - Sicher (via zeilenliebe)

(via nurwegenbierhier)

  • people: so where are you from
  • me: Germany
  • people: GUTEN TAG xD xD LOL heheh HITLER
  • me:

Der Weg zur Lunge muss geteert sein, damit der Tod nicht ausrutscht

—(via barbieskitzler)

(via 478km)



remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif


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